how to make animal pie

ingredients:           step 1. mix one giraffes tongue in with a birds guts until its creamy 

monkey head           colour                                     

giraffes tongue        step 2. cut up the monkeys head while the giraffes tongue and birds guts is

crocodile tooth       cooking

dragons eye             step 3. use the crocodiles tooth to poke out the eye of the dragon then put it in

birds guts                 the freezer for an hour

dogs blood               step 4. now put everything into a mince pie with no mince in it

                                   step 5. use the dog blood as tomato sauce

                                   step 6. eat it