How to make a bird pie.

You will need: 1.Shoot a bird.

A gun 2.Pluck the bird.

Two birds 3.Cut the bird in squares.

Pastry 4.Roll out some dough into a base.

Pie dish 5.Mince the meat with the dogs droppings.

An oven 6.Put it into the pie dish.

A knife 7.Cook it in the oven at 1 billion fn for 2 seconds.