how to make dog pooh casserole

You will need:dog, pet squid,dead body and a butchers knife.

Step 1.Get the dog to pooh.

Step 2.Kill the squid with the butchers knife.

Step 3.Cut the dead body open and get the blood and gut out.

Step 4.Cut the dead body's head in half.

Step 5.Put the dog pooh,squid and the blood and guts in the half a head.

Step 6.Mix it all together with your fist.

Step 7.Eat it.