How to make a bird pie.

You will need: 1.Shoot a bird.

A gun 2.Pluck the bird.

Two birds 3.Cut the bird in squares.

Pastry 4.Roll out some dough into a base.

Pie dish 5.Mince the meat with the dogs droppings.

An oven 6.Put it into the pie dish.

A knife 7.Cook it in the oven at 1 billion fn for 2 seconds.

Earthquakes

On Saturday I was at T.T's house. We were sleeping in the lounge when the earthquake struck. It felt like a truck lifting the house up and shaking it around. After that we listened to the mp3 and looters then we had a nice hot chocolate on the bbq. There were heaps of after shocks.

B.B Wolf

Mr  B.B Wolf looks scruffy like hes just woken up. His jaws are like a great white sharks teeth. Its like hes sharpend his teeth with a sharpener. He is an intelligent wolf. Hes slim and has a big head. He has big muscle but has skinny legs and he isn't very nice at all.

Jayden's Haiku

Spring

spring is so pretty

spring flower's come through pretty.

springis nice for birds.

Summer

Summer is so hot

Summer is good for a swim

Summer makes you sweating

Winter

Winter gets so cold

Sometimes winter pours with snow

I dress up very warm

Autumn

Leaves fall from the tree

Leaves get really brown and grey

Trees lose lots of leaves

all about me

Jayden
Happy, funny and entertaining.
Brother of Jordan.
Lover of skiing, music and playing with car track.
Happy when on the computer.
Who fears nothing.
Resident of Burnham
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